Alan needs...

The inspiration for this post comes from a friend I like to call Erik Amick, who has shown me the limitless value of Facebook and wasted time. What follows are the top eight (8) needs of Alan, according to Google (just type in "Alan needs"):

1. Alan needs a Johnny: there are very few places this could go and stay out of the gutter


2. Alan needs a new pair of short: what are you, my mom?!


3. Alan needs friends: that's where you're wrong. I am a Rock, I am an Island.


4. Alan needs a jelly mould: now finally, Google got one right.


5. Alan needs a DLL guru: sounds like I might get hurt.


6. Alan needs to cut 7 players from his girls High School volleyball team by tonight: easier done than written. Crybabies.


7. Alan needs to ditch the corny pictures on the album artwork and on his site: I'm never going to get taken seriously by others if I don't take myself seriously.


8. Alan needs parents for patty-cake: I miss that game.